Oscar One-Four

Author: andydougan

Date: April 25, 2002

by andydougan
4-25-02
YES. I...er...I ONCE DROVE PAST BEN LOMOND.
Ah've goat a boay o mah ain. Ah ken a aboot juvenile drinkin' problems, eh?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BEN LOMOND?
He's called Oscar efter his da. Goes doon the dancin' maist nights, comes back FU-CKIN STEAMIN, know?
IT'S VERY BIG.
Pardon mah French.