Juniper and lamplight

Author: andydougan

Date: April 28, 2002

by andydougan
4-28-02
Andy Dougan, critic, and Russell Crowe, actor
Ha ha, loser. I just scored some free porn and you didn't.
I spent the last two hours having sex with four drugged-up groupies at once.
Maybe so, but that didn't get you free porn, did it?
And one of them was your mother.