And justice for all

Author: andydougan

Date: April 30, 2002

by andydougan
4-30-02
You are charged with killing Damilola Taylor! How do you plead?
Not guilty. We couldn't've done it because we were busy committing other crimes at the time.
Sounds good to me! Not guilty! You're free to go and grace society with your presence once again!
I'm pleased at the verdict, but my sons should never have even been brought to trial! I'll sue! They're no angels but...blah blah...football-daft...etcetera...
In other news...some folks in Greece are sent to gaol for eternity for being anoraks! VINCIT VERITAS!