He demands answers

Author: andydougan

Date: May 9, 2002

by andydougan
5-09-02
Mum, was that a bear, a horse and Russell Crowe I just saw leaving the house?
Who? Oh, yes. Them. They just, er, stopped by to fix the leak in the bathtub.
I don't know what's worst: that my mother is taking part in orgies with wildlife, that her excuses are so pitiful, or that she's represented by a schoolgirl.
Whoops! Almost slipped in the...er...sealant.