Russell Crowe gets a letter

Author: andydougan

Date: May 9, 2002

by andydougan
5-09-02
Next day, chez Crowe
I threw out all your fan mail as requested, sir. But there was a letter marked "urgent" with the post today.
Okay, Jeeves, let's hear it.
*ahem* "We know what you did, you sick son of a bitch. Send $20 billion to this address or the whole world finds out what a fucking pervert you are."
Shall I hire the customary assassin, sir?
Yeah, and make sure he buries the hands and teeth properly. I don't want a repeat of last time.