Stop press

Author: andydougan

Date: May 20, 2002

by andydougan
5-20-02
The Daily Record
Neds have defaced the statue of Donald Dewar!
They bent the glasses a bit.
How low will mankind stoop? First they dump torsos in the Leven, then they sell heroin to kids, and now this! It just gets worse and worse! And it's the taxpayer who will have to pay for it!
The taxpayer has to pay to repair our propaganda piece?
Now you're getting the hang of it! This Labour Party business isn't so difficult, eh?