Who's left? Oh, yes, the Tories

Author: andydougan

Date: May 20, 2002

by andydougan
5-20-02
Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative leader, and Phil Gallie, Con MSP
Is there any chance at all that we can sucker the Scotch into voting for us, or should we just stop wasting our time?
Well, it's not like we have anything else to do. But fear not! I have a cunning plan.
The other day, I heard about some guy called "William Wallace". Apparently the Scotch quite like him. I thought we could start pretending we like him too. It'd make us look like we're one of them.
Couldn't we just extoll the virtues of our Party?
Yes, Iain. Because we're such a great Party. *rolls eyes*