A guide to monarchical philosophies

Author: andydougan

Date: May 23, 2002

by andydougan
5-23-02
Monarchism
The Queen visits Glasgow today. She's the linchpin of the multiverse.
I agree. I'm off to get my Union Jack.
Republicanism
We should throw spontaneous parties in her honour and ignore what the government's doing.
I disagree. I'm off get my petrol bombs.
Scottish Nationalism
By paying people for being born, we enrich ourselves.
I disagree but pretend to agree. I'm off to get my lubricant.