Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride-on lawnmower

Author: andydougan

Date: May 26, 2002

by andydougan
5-26-02
You know what I like about watching parachutists on TV? It's when they pull the string, and the parachute comes out, and they go up for a few seconds.
Ha ha! You stupid musclebound twit. They don't go up at all. They just slow down and the camera overtakes them.
She took it up the arse and begged for more.
What? Who?