Not much on telly today

Author: andydougan

Date: June 4, 2002

by andydougan
6-04-02
Jennie Bond is on the scene.
Sheep gather to look at a betty in the distance!
People wave around pieces of paper with symbolic colours on them!!!
Elton John, Phil Collins, Will Young and other similar vermin sing really bad songs for a bored monarch!!!!!
Oh, and four people are killed in Ulster to mark the jubilee. Anyway, back to the news!!!!!!!