Pulls in the tourists.

Author: andydougan

Date: June 4, 2002

by andydougan
6-04-02
And now, a grotesque, lumbering mockery of what used to be Tom Jones!
Agh.
Psst! Harry! This is almost as shite as our mother's funeral. I'm going to sneak out and score some coke. Coming?
Okay. Being here is making me uneasy, anyway. I'm sure we're a ripe target for the Real IRA.
*cough* schx bchm...schx bchm...ychre a schx... *choke* *collapse*
Please let it be.