Dirty old Pervez

Author: andydougan

Date: June 10, 2002

by andydougan
6-10-02
Brad Pitt in Islamabad
I'm the hunkiest man in Hollywood, rivalled only by Russell Crowe. If I can't prevent this war, no one can.
Mister...er... General...uh... President...what title do you use when addressing a monstrous dictator, anyway?
"Sir" is usually advisable.
I don't think I meant to say that out loud.
Get the cutlass.