Peace be upon him

Author: andydougan

Date: June 10, 2002

by andydougan
6-10-02
The firing squad
Do you have any last words, Mr Pitt?
But I'm on a diplomatic mission! Kill me, and you kill all hopes of peace!
I don't think so. A new diplomat has just arrived, and he's considerably hunkier than you.
What? Surely not...
If you go to war with India, I'll see you never work in this town again!
What do you mean? No one works in Islamabad.