I may be going out on a limb here...

Author: andydougan

Date: July 3, 2002

by andydougan
7-03-02
Uncle Dick!
Mr President, intelligence indicates that there will be a terrorist attack against the US on Independence Day.
Gasp! Oh no! Really?
No, of course not really. But we'd tell the idiots the world is made of Play-Doh if it'd hold off the 9/11 investigation. Now shut up and read your lines.
Afghanistan
I pronounce you man and wife. You may bury the bride.