WatRotC8 - I'm stuck

Author: andydougan

Date: July 18, 2002

by andydougan
7-18-02
Following the IRA's apology for killing civilians who somehow got in the way of bombs planted to kill them, world leaders decide to be buds. From Washington...
Saddam, let's share a whore. Or two, or three, or maybe even more!
Could you start selling me mustard gas again, then? I have Kurds in my way.
...to Jerusalem...
Yasser, me old mucker, I only occupied Palestinian territories because of a repressed desire to have sex with you. Let's see what's under that towel!
Akbar!
...to London.
Hmm. I don't really have any enemies to make up with. Maggie?
Hey, I've always been on your side, Tony! Pass the gin, will you?