Reaper man

Author: andydougan

Date: July 24, 2002

by andydougan
7-24-02
Shocks at the Conservative Party reshuffle
Hey, baldie! What are these rumours I've been hearing?
I'm afraid it's true, David. You're out.
I can't believe it. After all I've done for me! I mean you! Who's taking my place?
A very useless lackwit. But she has a vagina, so she'll encourage the bleeding hearts to support us.
You haven't seen the last of me!
She also has the same name as a porn star, so we're hoping people will mix them up and vote for her. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.