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Shocks at the Conservative Party reshuffle
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| Hey, baldie! What are these rumours I've been hearing? | |
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| I'm afraid it's true, David. You're out. | |
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| I can't believe it. After all I've done for me! I mean you! Who's taking my place? | |
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| A very useless lackwit. But she has a vagina, so she'll encourage the bleeding hearts to support us. | |
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| You haven't seen the last of me! | |
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| She also has the same name as a porn star, so we're hoping people will mix them up and vote for her. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. | |
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