Two men, one cause

Author: andydougan

Date: July 24, 2002

by andydougan
7-24-02
David Davis has been demoted in the Tory cabinet
Why, that no-good, low-down...friggin fracken friggin fracken...
Psst!
Michael Portillo! What are you doing here?
Not so loud! I'm organising a clandestine dissident faction within the Party. Care to join?
Great! I can use this spic poof to realise my own dark designs on the leadership!
Come the 2010 election, little man, you'll be peeling me grapes and giving me scrotal massages...