Prelude to a come-up

Author: andydougan

Date: September 2, 2002

by andydougan
9-02-02
Mother. Bad news. I think I may have a fatal sexually transmitted disease.
Huh? You had sex?
Well, you know. Attractive young man, prime of life, sowing my wild...
Oh, wait, you got it through that silly game with the biscuits, didn't you?
It's not just a "silly game". It's a way of life.
Speaking of sexually transmitted diseases, I have an appointment with Russell Crowe in half an hour.