Prelude to a come-down

Author: andydougan

Date: September 4, 2002

by andydougan
9-04-02
I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow.
I'm not surprised. Glasgow's a dump.
Newly declassified records reveal that it was official government policy between the 1950s and 80s actively to promote poverty in Glasgow in order to suppress the city's left-wing elements.
Yes, readers - this is not fiction!
It defies satire. It really does.
But we'll keep trying anyway.