Boeings over Broadway

Author: andydougan

Date: September 20, 2002

by andydougan
9-20-02
Osama "has" bin Laden
Saddam is the most evil man since Caligula. The galaxy has never known such a threat.
Sob! No one ever talks about me anymore!
Mullah Omar! We've got to find a way to get back into the news! Any ideas?
Hey, I know! Let's hire some goons to crash planes into the World Trade Center! We can make up some bullshit about virgins so they'll do it.
Er. I already did that.
Oh. Well, I *have* been living in a cave for the past year.