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Andy Dougan, film critic, at the Odeon
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| A ticket for "Signs", please. | |
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| I may have a terminal illness. You wouldn't charge a dying man, would you? | |
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| No. But I would beat him senseless with a tire iron and drive over him with a dump truck. | |
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| Can you give me change of a fiver? | |
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