What should happen

Author: andydougan

Date: September 30, 2002

by andydougan
9-30-02
Prince Charles, prince, and Tony Blair, PM
Uhhh....if the government bans... uhhh...foxhunting one will go and become a concubine in...uhhh... Turkmenistan...
Hey, you know how you right-wingers always say you'll leave the country if you don't get your way? Well, new rule: from now on, you're actually going to do it!
Uhhh...ears... uhhh...
Come on! Come on! Go go go! I'm sure we'll find some other way to spend your multi-million pound subsidies!
Now, who else promised to fuck the fuck off but sadly failed to? ...Ah, but of course...
She calls out to the man on the street/"Sir, can you help me?/"It's cold, and I've nowhere to sleep/"Is there somewhere you can tell me?" P.S. Vote Tory.