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Andy Dougan and Russell Crowe, film critic and muscular celebrity respectively
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| According to the doctor I suffer only from non-fatal ailments. Sorry to disappoint. It looks like life is back to normal. | |
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| So I was watching "Shirtless: Hollywood's Sexiest Men" the other day. It's good to see you're choosing work that suits your acting ability. | |
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| When asked, Mr Crowe said he glassed the journalist because "the prick was gettin' out of line". In other news, 8000 died in an earthquake in Guatemala... | |
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