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Author: andydougan

Date: October 1, 2002

by andydougan
10-01-02
Andy Dougan and Russell Crowe, film critic and muscular celebrity respectively
According to the doctor I suffer only from non-fatal ailments. Sorry to disappoint. It looks like life is back to normal.
Bah.
So I was watching "Shirtless: Hollywood's Sexiest Men" the other day. It's good to see you're choosing work that suits your acting ability.
When asked, Mr Crowe said he glassed the journalist because "the prick was gettin' out of line". In other news, 8000 died in an earthquake in Guatemala...