End Times V

Author: andydougan

Date: October 11, 2002

by andydougan
10-11-02
...so you see, if I don't pray while facing Mecca, the ever-rational Allah will condemn me to hellfire.
Well, the military stopped bombin' them terrorists for Ramadan...
...and if utterly vacuous but culturally sensitive gestures are good enough for our brave boys, they're good enough for me! Eastwards it is!
Camel jockey!
Dear Allah: I don't know why you're so down on this lot. They seem a reasonable enough bunch...