End Times XVII

Author: andydougan

Date: October 18, 2002

by andydougan
10-18-02
Hey, what about John Pienaar? He'd be perfect!
Except that he's been missing for the last year or so.
Damn! Have you tried phoning his house?
All the phonelines were removed in May to help pay for Anne Robinson's literacy therapy, remember?
Look, I specifically said never to mention that fiasco again!