End Times XXVI

Author: andydougan

Date: October 22, 2002

by andydougan
10-22-02
John was tireless in his pursuit of work.
The only vacancy I have is for a contract killer. Ever killed a man?
No, but I can almost use a flushing toilet.
Sadly, he got no offers. Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
Hey there, big boy! Looking for a good time?
I do declare, there were times when he was so lonesome he took some comfort there.
Okay, dammit. Let's go for it.
Ha ha! I was just kidding. Like I'd shag you.