End Times XXXI

Author: andydougan

Date: October 22, 2002

by andydougan
10-22-02
John's excellent work as a researcher on "Supermarket Sweep" soon attracted the attention of the Beeb bigwigs.
So I was thinking that for the next show, we could have the contestants pull out uzis and cut Dale Winton into bloody slivers.
Amazing! You shouldn't be wasting your talent on this shit!
He was transferred to the news department, where his reporting of the first intifada won him acclaim.
Going onto a bus and blowing yourself up is maybe not the best way to solve problems.
Uh, no...here, let me tell you how things work around here.
Palestinians = good. Israelis = bad.
Hurrah! That's one in the eye for George Bush's black-and-white view of the world!