The Critic Trap

Author: andydougan

Date: March 15, 2001

by andydougan
3-15-01
The Odeon, Govan
Hi. I'm Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times". I'd like a ticket for "Proof of Life", please.
To be honest with you, I'd give that one a miss.
What do you mean?
It's crap. You can tell the Evening Times you went to see it when you actually didn't, thereby saving you time and money.
Great idea! Ha ha! I'm off down the pub, then.
Ha! I'm an undercover Evening Times operative. You're fuckin' NICKED, me old beauty!