The Eternal Punishment of Andy Dougan

Author: andydougan

Date: March 15, 2001

by andydougan
3-15-01
Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times", is at the cinema.
Hoi, you! Get off your crucifix. I can't see the screen.
Crumbs! It's Jesus himself! I've done it now!
Centuries later...
And now, yet another screening of "Proof of Life"!