Smackaphile

Author: anonymous

Date: January 14, 2001

by anonymous
1-14-01
Smack busy checkin out one of the studs at the local gay bar.
Wow..that cowboy looks pretty damn sexay in those chaps..perhaps my prom queen wife (left hand) won't mind if I git into some bareassed wrasslin with this cowpoke.
Dear god..get this little man away from me...
THE PROPOSITION
Haay sailor...looking for some company tonight?
Um..Smack..that is your name right?? Sex with children is illegal and immoral.
THE END
WTF!! Fuck you I'm like 30 and rich with a prom queen wife..I ain't no kid..
*Riiiight*...I better be going now..looks like your ride (the short bus) is almost here.