Angry American Part 2

Author: another_punchline

Date: February 3, 2008

Heaven
Angry American my child I have watched your entire sinful and judgemental existence and I have decided to show mercy on you and let you into the heavenly gates for I know your heart is pure.
You call that omnipotent all-knowing power?
(angry groan)
Hell
...
You call that a mustache?