Smokey McCool's Cigarettes

Author: another_punchline

Date: February 15, 2008

Hey kids, it's me Smokey McCool. You ever get stressed out on the last level of Tekken?
During that suprise math test?
Or at the state pen visiting your abusive alcoholic father who was always to "tired" to attend your softball games? Then try the Smokey McCool's flavored cigarettes. Now in Rocky Road and Candy Cane.
Mmm, tastes like repression.