FTC 125: Flashbacks

Author: anthdoe1126

Date: January 23, 2008

by anthdoe1126
1-23-08
Sir, I represent the FBI. Please tell me what you saw last night.
I, er, I a-knows it was aliens, but not what kind.
Oh really now? How do you know?
Well, If a big green giant blob isn't an alien, then I don't know what is! They told me secrets...
There's this FBI agent, and guess what? I know what kind of underwear he wears-pink and purple polka-dot briefs.
What in them there heck?