Death Takes a Vacation

Author: anthonyvolpe

Date: January 6, 2002

by anthonyvolpe
1-06-02
What the fuck happened?
Friggin' humans had a nuclear war. They're all gone. They tried capturing Bin Laden and he dropped a nuke into the center of the Earth and ppppppt.
Yay. Well you know, that sucks... that means I'm pretty much out of a job.
Not necessarily. There's one survivor right overthere in that cave.
OH GOOD GOD NO!!!! PLEASE DON'T...
Calm down, asshole. I got a truckload of beer and every porn DVD ever made. We're gonna be a while.