The Device

Author: antoniodibiase

Date: July 1, 2002

by antoniodibiase
7-01-02
...and that was when I found out that my father's ex girlfriend was actually my mother yet at the time of my birth she was cheating with the mailman, who was my gradfather. What should I do Doc?
I figured that since you are my Psychiatrist and all, you would be able to help me with some answers.
Hey man, I am just the transvestite hooker you picked up.