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new series: irony of the day
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| see, back a year ago my wallet was stolen so i went in to get my drivers license replaced. but without a birth certificate, you can't get a driver's license, and without a driver's license, | |
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| you can't get a birth certificate. this is how we fight the terrorrists. | |
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| without a license, i haven't been able to get into bars, concerts, fly, and even greyhound was a hassle. this is what gilmore v ashcroft is about. www.eff.org. not to mention a job. | |
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| so for pocket money i was going to do this lilly study, but they wanted ID. today we negotiated, and they will accept a sam's club card, or maybe i will just make an ID on my computer and laminate it. | |
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| the purpose of the ID requirement is so that the homeless aren't exploited. if i do the study, i can pay my rent. | |
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| if my roommate had done the study like i suggested, i wouldn't be kicking him out over the rent. i would need some other excuse. | |
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