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| so i'm on my way to court, and i spill coffee on my one clean white shirt. i had a premonition that would happen, a little voice told me coffee first, then dress, but no. | |
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| so let's see, what are my choices? the one covered with cat hair.. the one with the big yellow stain... i'll go with this horribly wrinkled one. | |
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i have lots of shirts at my other house, but i can't bring them here because of the roaches
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| legend has it that there exists a device which removes wrinkles, but i am not personally familar with it. | |
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| my best converse, white socks, black jeans, blue tie brooks brothers jacket - i'm ready for battle | |
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| actually it's another routine pre-trial conference. we might set a real trial date today. | |
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