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long ago in a galaxy far far away, way past the statute of limitations...a work of fiction. any resemblance to any living americans, bigger than a breadbox, is coincidental
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| so this contest can be autobiographical, a morality play, or um some third thing. | |
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| you do know the entries were due in february right? | |
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february? i got stoned and i missed it.
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| so i was at this party saturday. the hip trendy thing this week is absinthe. luckily it was diluted with tea... opium tea. | |
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| so i chased it with some tequila | |
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this probably makes me sound like a hard partier. i only go out most mondays, and most saturdays i don't drink, at most one.
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| hey! now i remember where i put the rest of the tequila. | |
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| today is monday. i have a routine for mondays. no more than 3 g&t, no more than $20. i have a dollar left, counting the one i found on the sidewalk, that had a knot tied in it. | |
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