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| The little shop of coffee where I hang out when the library's closed has a help wanted sign. It says, "be creative. make your own application. a collage or something. | |
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| Ten reasons you shouldn't hire this aardvark: 1) militantly vegan, not counting termites. 2) the customers will think he's weird and scary 3) like his friend hippie joe 4) he's not cute | |
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| 5) sometimes i don't hear so well when there's backgound noise, so i worry about screwing up an order 7) i can make a different soup every day, and i like them, but others might not | |
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| 6) takes recycling a little too far. 8). doesn't make real comics, like avery does. 9). every restaurant he's worked at is out of bisness. coincidence - or conspiracy? | |
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| 10) too punk for the mundanes, too mundane for the punks. 12) doesn't know how to count down to ten | |
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| 11. he's a lawyer. nuff said? 13) we could keep this up all night | |
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