this just in: monkey law

Author: arbi

Date: February 24, 2007

by arbi
2-24-07
occasional plug for monkeylaw.org
This just in: It says here humans split off from chimps only 4 million years ago, not 7.
Organutans split off 18 million years ago.
18 million years? they are likely to go extinct in the next 100.
Or go into space as extras in clint eastwood inc movies. It says here female chimps have been noticed using pointy sticks to harvest bushmeat.
If only we'd patented the pointy stick in time
eep! ook! ah ah