this just in - round 2 at the supreme court

Author: arbi

Date: December 10, 2007

by arbi
12-10-07
This just in - the Supreme Court today decided its second batch of opinions this session with three rulings.
Each one was a victory for reason, truth justice and the 'merican way. Or liberal do-goodism if you prefer.
9-0, the Court said that a gun isn't "used" in a crime when a druggie trades drugs for a gun to a narc.
7-2, the court said the trial court decision stands, giving probation instead of jail to a guy who used to sell xtc but has been clean for awhile.
the court found that judges can give lighter sentences the guidelines call for, in cases of selling baking soda mixed with cocaine.
Personally, I prefer my baking soda straight up, neat.