life on mars, this just in

Author: arbi

Date: January 15, 2009

by arbi
1-15-09
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2133475.ece
The UK Sun reports today that life has been discovered on Mars.
Some NASA boffins will hold a press conference tomorrow - that's today for Amerifags.
Methane in the atmosphere is likely caused by bacteria living in the icy soil of the red planet.
Google doesn't turn up any other mentions of this story - might be a hoax.
And now, page 3.