this just in: chirac attacked by mad dogs or englishmen

Author: arbi

Date: January 23, 2009

by arbi
1-23-09
This just in: French former leader Jacques Chirac hospitalized after Sumo attack.
also, the supreme court's been doing a lot of stuff we havent bothered to cover.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1126136/Former-French-President-Chirac-hospitalised-mauling-clinically-depressed-poodle.html?ITO=1490
submit your snarky french punchline in the comments section
surrender joke?
nah too easy. how about something snarky and obscure in french for a punchline?