This just in: scalia whacked. Ninjas not ruled out.

Author: arbi

Date: February 13, 2016

by arbi
2-13-16
who shot j. s.?
This just in!
Justice Antonin Scalia, dead at 79.
this will leave the court split 4-4 on some issues. will obama try to appoint hillary?
His cold lifeless body was found on a ranch in texas. Nearby was a note that read "another one bites the dust!" Agents would like to have a chat with atomiclunch.
This is going to dramaticly ramp up partisanship in 2016 election cycle.
Eulogies to follow. Scalia was a sarcastic writer, a strong defender of some parts of the constitution, the oirginal originalist.
he shaped how we think of the first, second,and 6th amendments, at least.