excerpts from thursday's 5 minutes

Author: arbitrary

Date: April 3, 2022

by arbitrary
4-03-22
we've got a great show for you tonight. jenny salazar is here. she's one of the best female comics working here tonight.
jenny's a lawyer too and had a good set and we made small talk after the show.
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i went fishing in kokomo today. i got 30 fish. they were 16 cents each at petsmart.
i was wearing blue blazer white shirt red tie, which set up this next bit:
i came in tonight and someone said "you look fancy"
what i should have said was, i might have been born just plain white trash but fancy was my name.