ZAPPED!!! 1 by archangel899-29-09 I hate my job. It's same shit every day. Wake up, get yelled at by wife. Come to work, get yelled at by boss. Go to bar get yelled at by bartender. Some days I wish for something magical to happen. May'be being zapped to a far far away land. AHHHH!
ZAPPED!!! 2 by archangel899-30-09 Zapped! To the haunted house Uh oh, this wasn't what I had in mind. Oh well, better take shelter in that spooky old house. Moron Zapped! To the haunted house This isn't too bad. I know, lots of brain to eat. Zapped! To the haunted house RUN AWAY! Wait! Was it something I said?
Chopped up love: 1 by archangel899-30-09 Butch meets a girl. She's pretty, and colorful. I know, I'll ask her out! Man this guy behind me in line sure gives me the creeps... Tomorrow, I'll ask her out to dinner. Why is he staring at me like that? I'll go and get some flowers and chocolate and she'll be mine! NEXT!
Chopped up love: 2 by archangel899-30-09 Butch at work... Today is the day, at the cafeteria just like yesterday. HEY BUTCH! STOP SLACKING AND GET BACK TO WORK! Slavedriver... Lazy staff... I hate my job. Um... Maura? What... What do you want from me?
ZAPPED!!!: 3 by archangel899-30-09 Man this sucks, I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of zombies! Master! I saw this tasty human! No way! A mortal, quick we must go feast my love! I'm so gonna die from this... TIME TO FEAST!