Stand Up Comedy

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: January 14, 2003

Oh crap. i forgot my pants! get it? um..robots don't wear pants, um...that's why it's funny.
NEXT!
what's the deal with airline peanuts, ya know? i mean, they only give you this little bag...
NEXT!
Look i can hammer nails through my head!
You're hired!