Frank Goes to Washington DC (Part 3!)

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: April 18, 2003

Ugh. This place is horrifying. All the happiness and kindness and such. These damn hippies make me sick.
Somebody call me?
Heaven help us! I didn't think there'd be real hippies here!!!
Somebody call me? You asked for help...
What? Heaven help- YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT TAKING EVERYTHING I SAY SO LITERALLY!