You and your big mouth

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: April 21, 2003

Hippie, can I ask you something?
Can it wait? I was just off to tie myself to a railroad track to protest the Vietnam War!
I'm getting the feeling that you only married me for my body!
Of course I didn't! I married you for your money!
...And she took the kids too.
Dude, your life sucks almost more than mine does!