sam deals with relaionship problems: part 2

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: July 30, 2003

hey jason. um...can i ask you for help? see, i just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, and-
say no more. i think you should show no anger towards her right now, so when she dies, it'll be harder for the cops to suspect you.
then, when you grow up and learn the proper use of firearms and possibly some bladed weaponry, you can get your just revenge.
wow...i have some weird friends...
heck, for 20 bucks i could take care of your little problem right now. do you know where she lives?